COD: Lack of cuddles.
Me: I need Daddy cuddles. This is a fact.
Daddy: Soon my pet.
Me: I'm going through withdrawl. If I don't get my fix, I may die!
Daddy: Lol, silly mitten.
Me: This is not a laughing matter, Daddy. It's serious! It's....it's getting harder to breathe.. my vision is all blurred and I'm lightheaded... I can't hear anything...everything is going black...I can't breathe.. *le gasp* *dies*
Me: The mitten you are trying to reach is no longer in service due to the fact that she is dead. Cause of death is lack of cuddles.